Killith Billith!

True Blood has become one of my favorite shows over the last few years, and it's one of only a couple of shows that Del and I watch together...while in 2 different cities.  We get on messenger and chat throughout the entire show.  Most of our comments are "Damn, Alcide is hot"(me), "Damn, Eric is hot"(Del), or "[insert any character's name] is dumber than dirt! Why are they still on the show?"  Any variation of either of those statements is repeated throughout the entire episode.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

Last season was pretty lame, but the season finale was awesome.  Bill was resurrected into a super-vampire after drinking the blood of Lilith(something akin to vamper crack, I guess).  He turned into a disgusting pile of bloody goo and rose from said goo back to his previous not attractive self.  It was the perfect ending to a lackluster season that left me wanting more.

Let's fast forward to season 6, episode 1.

Bill is now Billith!  He's such a kick-ass character now.  Still not hot or anything but definitely moving up the ladder of awesomeness.  I love kick-ass characters and I really hope they don't ruin this.  He got stabbed in the chest and still lived!  Best moment so far though was when Bill turned his dinner into a pretzel and then drained her without even touching her. Creepy but so awesome!

Sookie got on my nerves as usual.  Who the hell is she to kick Eric out of her house? This is how the scene should've gone after Eric signed the house back over in his own blood:

Sookie:  Damn, Eric.  You need a band-aid for that?(this is when I would shout "UGH, what an idiot!")

Eric:  Sookie, you're hot as hell but dumb as a box of rocks.  I'm a vampire, remember?  Now get up those stairs and let me have my way with you!  

Sookie: I thought you'd never ask!(and this is when Del would IM and say "I wish I was Sookie right now!")

And then they run up the stairs and hump like rabbits in typical True Blood fashion.

But no, Sookie ruined it and rescinded her invitation.  Idiot.  Who turns down Eric unless Alcide is around for some bowchickabowow?

Speaking of Alcide...that growl is so freaking hot!  I'm so in love.  I don't even care that he has bloody arm breath.  I'd certainly hit that.

OMG, now I'm all hot and bothered!

Oh, where was I?  Let me finish this quick.  I love me some Lafayette.  He's the only gay man I'd ever consider marrying.  Pam and Tara together is a little weird, but Pam has had some great lines so far.  Yes, Pam, I too hate sand in my cooch.  As for Niall, I'm definitely not a fan because they've butchered his image compared to the book description.  He's supposed to look refined but this guy looks like a hobo.  Sam is still Sam, the epitome of unhot.  Jessica just plain gets on my nerves.  And Andy's kids are too stinking cute!

And now I'll leave you with this:

How can you not love Steve Newlin after watching this!

Til next time!
-A