Raisins...

Today was like any other day at work, until I was offered a muffin.  A muffin that looked suspiciously like a bran muffin.  Having such a refined taste for food, I passed on the muffin, even after it was revealed to be banana nut! BANANA NUT!

Carrying on...I had commented that I did not want the muffin because it looked healthy.  I didn't want a healthy muffin, I wanted blueberry or banana nut.  Now you see why I capitalized it up there.  Anyhoo, this reminded me of other foods that deceived me, which brings us to our topic for today: raisins.

I loved these guys!

Look, if you love raisins, and subscribe to the sincere belief that they are the most fabulous food in the world ever, then this is not the post for you.  Move on, here's a link for you raisin lovers: click here.

I can't believe you fell for that.  I googled people who love raisins and got a bunch of links to people who don't love raisins.  I'm clearly in the majority! DOWN WITH RAISINS!

And now I'll show you why:

LIES AND DECEIT!

Don't be fooled! These are not chocolate chip cookies! These are oatmeal raisin cookies! I'm disgusted!

And then there's this: 

Oh The HUMANITY!

Chocolate covered raisins.  M*$%&# F@#$%^&* chocolate covered raisins.  I put some of these in my fro-yo the other day, and I bit into one thinking I would taste the glorious wonder of a chocolate covered almond.  When I bit down, instead of the happy crunch of a delicious almond, I tasted the dry mushiness of a raisin hidden inside the chocolate. I was devastated.  I quickly pushed all of the raisins to one side (and there were plenty, I had been overzealous in my topping application) and proceeded to eat everything else in my cup.  

This....this is why I have trust issues.

Signing off, 

Fooled one too many times...aka Del